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Top 10 ways to make a man your own.

Touch him anywhere on his body.

Let him touch you anywhere on your body. Repeat as
necessary.

Bring him sandwiches and beer.

Dress up like a hooker (and keep the high heels on in bed).

If you absolutely must talk, go outside and talk to a tree.

Don’t ask him what he’s thinking. Your guess is as good as
his.

Find out why “the ground can’t cause a fumble.”

Buy yourself a nice engagement ring. Don’t worry, he won’t
notice.

Never take him shopping with you! Just buy him whatever
he'll need to look presentable on the honeymoon.

On your wedding day, just tell him they’re serving cake at
church.

As you can see, we don't use the Letterman method
of starting out with the weakest punch lines at #10,
and working downward to the best punch line at #1.
Instead, we make sure that every one of our punch
lines are funny enough to be #1, or they don't go on
our lists.

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