| Top 10 signs your physician hates women. |
| He always makes a note that you’re “missing a penis.” He puts you in the stirrups just to read the eye chart. He always performs a thorough examination for cellulite. He only orders a mammogram to see how much pain you can take. When you complain about getting too little sex, he prescribes a diet low in dog biscuits. He carefully records the progress of your crow’s feet. If you scream bloody murder when you see the bill, he schedules you for a hysterectomy. He calls in his little swing-ass assistant to show you how much better your legs would look if they weren't crawling with spider veins. He uses a yeast-based hand soap. He only does pelvic exams when he’s looking for his little rubber hammer. |
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