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The time we waste on you could be better spent straining at
stool.
We're busy getting ready for the annual running of the
Koala bears.
Odds are, you'll want us to do some pain-in-the-ass thing
for you; instead of offering to do something nice for us.
We already have all the horny groupies we can handle.
We don't do personalized Top 10 Lists for people like you
(i.e., You People).
Our e-mail program can't tell the difference between a girl
who probably will, and a vice cop who probably won't.
We never know where you've been.
If you're looking for help with a serious medical emergency,
we might be able to recommend an embalmer in your area
(please give us the approximate weight of all your internal
organs).
We don't really have a "support" department. It's more like
a "Do Not Disturb" department.
We've been through all this with you before, Dave.
stool.
We're busy getting ready for the annual running of the
Koala bears.
Odds are, you'll want us to do some pain-in-the-ass thing
for you; instead of offering to do something nice for us.
We already have all the horny groupies we can handle.
We don't do personalized Top 10 Lists for people like you
(i.e., You People).
Our e-mail program can't tell the difference between a girl
who probably will, and a vice cop who probably won't.
We never know where you've been.
If you're looking for help with a serious medical emergency,
we might be able to recommend an embalmer in your area
(please give us the approximate weight of all your internal
organs).
We don't really have a "support" department. It's more like
a "Do Not Disturb" department.
We've been through all this with you before, Dave.
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